Crazy Horses Singing - The Flying Pickets Live Again

Remember the Flying Pickets? No. They were a bunch of dudes that made music by making noises with their noises. These here horses sound quite a bit like them and they are interactive! It's amazing how easy it is to get them sounding good.

Happy Horse

Funky Horse

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Human Beatbox Toy - Make some rhythm, baby!

Want to be a human box, but are to untalented. If this is you then check out noises4, another one of Zefrank's funky toys. There's a selection of beats to choose from and then lots of different beatbox noises to make, simply by clicking. Just button pressing skills are needed. Warning - Can irritate people close by, scare babies and make cats jump.


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Mad Photo Toy - Change your face!

Hairmixer is a bit of a strange one. It lets you shift your face onto someone (or something) else's head. Here is me as a damned big monkey....Fun for all....

Goriman or something!!!

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iSketch - Kool Pictionary Toy Online

You've all played Pictionary. Well, this is the online version and it's been around for years. You play against upto 10 other folk and you get points for guessing the image or drawing an for image that people work out. See if you can guess these superb attempts.....and then try it for real.

Bacon!

You guessed....Wardrobe

and....meeting.

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Jim Morrison Sumulatron - Waste a Few Minutes of your Worthless Life

A simple, fun toy that will excite and thrill...for a couple of minuted at least. Click the letters to get Jim to sing and dance.

Yeahhhhh!

The later years...

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I Love Traffic - A cool traffic light simulator

I Love Traffic is another dead simple idea. You have to control traffic by turning on and off traffic lights to control the flow of cars and trucks. There are some cool smashes when you mess up. I think I must have killed a hundred little computer people. I will leave it up to you more skilled people ....

Stay back!!!

Oh bugger! Sorry

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PhotoFunia - A Sick Photo Manipulation Site

I love this toy. If you have a photo of yourself on your harddrive, check this out. You upload your photo to one of tons of effects and, well look at these groovy images of my good self....

My ex

Space Cadet

Pop Art

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The Boohbah Zone - The Freaky Musical World of Craziness Toy

Boohbah is a strange place. It is a world peopled by some colourful fellows who look like they could be related to the Teletubbies. In this crazy place you get to play a number of interesting games and musical instruments. I won't spoil it for you, so give it a try...

Peep!

Cross-dresser

Woof!

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Light Synthesiser - Yeah man!

This lovely little toy produces some gorgeous interactive graphics along with a chilled out ambient soundtrack. Relax for a while......

Aciiid!!!!

Oh, trippy dude!

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Cursor Invisible Toy - Smash plates with the Force

Cursor Invisible is well worth a few of your precious minutes. It is a game in which your have to smash plates by clicking on them. Simple, huh. Well, the problem is, as you have probably already guessed, that your cursor cannot be seen.

Smash!

Contenders, are you ready.....

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Auditorium - A chilled out music toy

Auditorium is a simple beatiful toy in which you have to direct a flow of light so that it hits sound gadgets and plays it's lovely music.

Flowing sound

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Twistori - Find out what people love, hate, think believe, feel and wish

Twistori is a cool idea and it's a place you can while away some time. The site collects together twitters that feature the phrases 'I love', 'I hate' etc and displays them in an endless flow. Very compelling stuff..


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A Weird Game of Catch - A Flash Toy

This is a simple, but lovely little toy. It's basically a game of catch. Nuff said....


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Double Wires - Fun Spiderman toy

Check out this little toy. It's a basic Spiderman simulator. You have to keep your little fellow flying through the air for as long as possible by firing off webs, spidey style. It looks simple and it is simple, but that is part of it's charm...

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Ultimate Flash Face - Funky online face art

Ever needed to create yourself or somebody else as an artist might capture with a pencil and paper. Check this out then. It offers a large selection of head and face bits which you can use to draw many different people. This is my own attempt at myself. What do you think?


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Powder - Like the Sand game but more complex and more fun!!

Check out this little toy called Powder. It is similar to the sand game (which can be found here), but this one has more to it. It has wheels, bubbles, thunder, superballs, ants and a whole host of new fun thing-a-mies to play with. Go have a mess....

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Cubicle Freakout - Relieve some stress with violence - Yeah!

Cubicle Freakout is a handy little toy to use when your boss or spouse is getting on your nerves. Simple - smash things up!!!


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Incredibots - Create massively complex online robot toy.

Now, I have spent hours messing with this toy. The more you mess, the more complex it gets. Start off by doing one of the 8 levels listed at the top right. They get you into building the robots and show you the many possibilties available. Once you have completed those, try a few of those listed below. Finally, when you are confident enough, try Sandbox mode and create your own superbot and save it online for others to mess with. Finally, try loading some of the many creations that people have left. There are some amazing creations.

Funky Kawasaki

Groovy Spider Thing

Sexy Corvette

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Build your own bot online - Very funky toy

Use this very hi-tek tool to create your own robot. I created this one. His name is Deathbot. Cool name hmmm. See if you can make an even better one...

Exterminate!!!

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Flow - Beautiful and addictive microbe toy

Flow is a surreal toy in which you control a lovely microbe type creature. It starts with you as quite a small being, but the more you eat the weirder and more gorgeous it gets. Keep playing for a while - you will see what I mean.

In the beginning...


....and a while later.

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Acrobots - The crazy acrobatic three legged waste of time things

More fun from the boys and girls at Vectorpark. This little toy allows you to create your own acrobatic act from your own bedroom. Controls allow you to add more creatures, change from monochrome to super multi-colour and alter bounciness. What more could a young person like yourself want.....

Three-legged wonders

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Amazing Game of Tic-Tac-Toe - Better than sex!!!

Try this game. Seriously. You will be amazed. It is the best game of TTT you have ever seen.